It is a sad fact of life that the average person pays no attention to the daily detail of dropping the kids off at the pool. We, at Dumptionary.com, not only regail this traditionally derisable, yet wholly necessary act; we embrace and rejoice in the variety and splendour of defication presented in all its natural and wholesome glory. We are pleased to present to you, today, the ever-growing list of… Species of Faeces:

 
Crime Scene
Lung Fish
Houdini