Dropping so hot it’s turned pan-water to steam, Dumptionary.com are delighted to present to you yet another smattering from our chilly northern correspondent Barles Glaswin.

Blatantly still under the heady influence of Tony Robbins, Barles recounts the heart-warming story of the Kenny G as seen through his eyes.

The sharper-eyed members of the anal-isys team were particularly excited with the sweetcorn quotient in this puppy.